If one drinks much from a bottle marked poison it is almost to certain to disagree with one sooner or later.

I drink. I drink a lot. I drink and I do terrible things while I'm drunk. I say things I don't mean. No, not true. I say things I do mean. I think that's the problem. I can't keep things to myself. I can't not say "I think we should sleep together" or "I used to be in love with you." I just don't know how keeping those things in works when I'm intoxicated. So I spill and I spill and I spill until I pass out. Maybe this is something I should learn to do without the help of alcohol? Or perhaps it's not possible. I don't know. I should at least try. But who am I kidding?

-The Dormouse